<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!--
  One page, one entry. Same reason as robots.txt: without a real file here the
  Worker's catch-all answered /sitemap.xml with HTML.

  lastmod is maintained by hand. At one URL that is cheaper than generating it,
  but it does mean bumping the date when the page changes in a way worth
  recrawling. A stale date is a missed recrawl, not an error.
-->
<urlset xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9">
  <url>
    <loc>https://soakyournuts.com/</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-13</lastmod>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
  </url>
</urlset>
